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Akela's Jokes
Akela: Knock Knock.
Cub: Who's there?
Akela: Abby.
Cub: Abby who?
Akela: Abby birthday to you!
Akela: Knock Knock.
Cub: Who's there?
Akela: Oscar.
Cub: Oscar who?
Akela: Oscar silly question, get a silly answer.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a flea.
I thought you looked a bit jumpy.
What do you get if you cross a zombie with a cub?
A creature that scares old ladies across the road.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a flying carpet?
A mouse-mat.
What is the best way to prevent wrinkles?
Don't sleep in your clothes.
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What's a balanced diet?
A bag of chips in both hands.
What did the cow say when he met the Queen?
Moo.